I turned around to see Madison holding my cookie cupcakes that were in the oven. Yes, she pulled them out of the oven by herself with the rags. Lest you think I'm an awful parent, I had turned the oven off and the pan was cool. She however didn't know that, hence the rags.
The other day Madison walked into the front room and told me to smell her underwear that she was holding. I realized, before smelling them, that she had peed them. Usually when she pees her underwear it is a little bit. I told her to put them in the laundry room and to get some new underwear. A few minutes later she comes back with her fingers held at a funny angle and proceeds to tell me that she has poop on them and can't get it off. I ushered her to the bathroom and put her in the shower. As I was rounding up her clothes and some lotion I saw the pee puddle that covered half the bathroom floor right before I stepped into it. While running back and forth between the two bathrooms I kept smelling poop. I'd flushed the toilet and Madison was in the shower so I couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. It was then that I realized that she had smeared her poop on the wall. Yep, that's right, on my wall. The best part is that we were trying to get ready to leave for a young mens spaghetti dinner. John was at the church helping get everything cooked and ready so I was on my own. Thankfully he came home right after I discovered the smear and he cleaned it up! Hooray for amazing husbands!
While sitting at the dinner table Drew started whining that he had boogers. I told him to wipe them, I figured since he had a napkin right in front of him it was fairly obvious what he should do. Drew's response was comically disgusting at best. He said: "I don't have a shirt on, I can't wipe them!" Yep, that's my boy!
Alexis has Kindergarten graduation coming up and one of the songs they are doing is Three little monkeys teasing Mr. alligator. The other Kindergarten teachers name is Mrs. Allgood. John started calling the alligator Mrs. Alligooder. Alexis found this hysterically funny, she nearly snorted spaghetti through her nose. She doesn't dare sing it to Mrs. Allgood, but she likes it when we sing it around the house.
Jocelyn is a crawling maniac. She started crawling her very last day of being 7 months! She's been scooting around and getting into all sorts of things. She thought that she could walk for a week or so. Falling flat on her face multiple times seems to have cured that. She does "walk" when holding onto things and it's just a matter of time before she is a walking demon! She is a water baby through and through. She loves baths and showers and cries whenever she hears the water going and isn't in it!













